Telescope theory

It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.

This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.

Woah she's hot bro!!

Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?

Awwh no way she's ugly!

by jizz u l8a August 25, 2011

pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.

According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021

Theory of mutamid

The theory of mutamid usually encompasses two interrelated theories by Albert mutamid: special mutamid and general mutamid ², proposed and published in 1905 and 1915, respectively. Special mutamid applies to all physical phenomena in the absence of mutavity.

"the theory of mutamid is usually used by people with higher IQ"

by Kakash7 November 23, 2021

Cordial separation theory

Coined by YouTuber and content creator JaySoullz this is the theory that after you stop talking to a girl or guy, whether it be due to an argument or disagreement, you don’t leave on a really bad note. U keep it cordial, don’t yell back or argue, and you can later spin the block when you’re doing even better in life and the options she had are starting to weign. She will have forgotten the feelings that made her willing to stop talking to you in the first place, and by then you will have multiple other girls to immediately take her spot if she acts up again.

“Yelling and arguing with a female completely goes against CST(cordial separation theory)”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”

by Jayrod69 June 17, 2023

Jesus Sperm Theory

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever

"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein

by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023

biriyani theory

The biriyani theory is the olive theory but for Indians

Ria : i love biriyani

Salman : ew I hate it

Ria : biryani theory Fr
Salman: wat that

Ria: The biriyani theory is the olive theory but for Indians

by Swagking26172 June 26, 2023

Corporate Tortograph Theory

Corporate Tortograph Theory states that in the world of late-stage capitalism, the human impulse for creativity has been channeled so exclusively towards marketing that almost any absurd collection of words, names, or syllables is likely to coenside with a real-world entity, person, or organization of some sort, often in the corporate sphere.

“Jesse, I typed “Gortco” into Google and came up with a page for a random Norwegian company… just another proof for Corporate Tortograph Theory.”

by Galaxy94 June 30, 2023