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Numbers

The boy was good at numbers.
by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024
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A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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Number Nerfect

Based off of the word number neighbor and it means someone who has the same phone number as you, besides the last two digits.
Gerg: Hey, Alrak, what’s your number?

Alrak: (719) 558-9013

Gerg: Hey! We’re number nerfects! Mine’s

(719): 558-9024.
by ChillJammyTheEpic August 10, 2019
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why i hate the number 4

In my early childhood, one of my neighbors adopted a kitten out of four and later i learned that kitten clawed one of the said neighbor's eyes out. and it give me a bed vibe
this is why i hate the number 4 In my early childhood, one of my neighbors adopted a kitten out of four and later i learned that kitten clawed one of the said neighbor's eyes out. and it give me a bed vibe
by 4 hater aka KOK_KOK February 21, 2024
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Number 30

Number 30

When your sick in your partners face and he eats it whilst your getting the massive strap on out ready to split his arse right open and lick the blood that’s dripping from there. Whilst that is happening ur pet rabbit starts eating your mrs out chewing on her gammon hangers, whilst she is screaming in ecstasy she squirts in the rabbits face and drowns the poor bugger. Then comes the pet dog who grabs the rabbit and starts eating it whilst the Mrs is still fucking the man with strap on. When they can’t take any more she takes the strap on off and makes the boyfriend lick the shit and blood all off.
Hey georgie why has dave got shit and blood all over his face. It’s ok hayl he just did a number 30 and unfortunately we haven’t got a rabbit anymore
by Royston J July 12, 2025
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law of small numbers

The phenology that 2% of a data set can mimic the formalism and specificity of the entire data set.

The postulation that 2% of the data is equal to the counterpart 98%.

The rule of 2.
The law of small numbers argues that 2% of a population can tip an entire election although formalistic mathematics cannot delineate which 2% of the population that is.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 8, 2018
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