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To qualify as real hipster you need to posses Allan Ginsberg qualities. You need to be a communist, a homosexual and a user of drugs. However by 2012, this term started to be used by mass media and became a synonym for phony normie plebeians who come destroy all things good.
-I'm a hipster
-so you write experimental poetry, salute trotsky and take it up the bum?
-no, i listen to skrillix
by jnknyfb January 20, 2017
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Hipster Flip

A “hippie flip” (a combination of Psilocybin Mushrooms and MDMA) where the mushrooms are replaced by 4-AcO-DMT aka O-Acetylpsilocin.

Much like Hippies and Shrooms, Hipsters and Research Chemicals go hand in hand. Hence the replacement of “Hippie”.

The action of the Hipster Flip is exactly the same as a “hippie flip”, as Psilocybin and 4-AcO-DMT are both reverse metabolites (prodrugs) of Psilocin.
Guy 1: Dude, I ripped the fattest Hipster Flip at the park last weekend, the wood chips were climbing all over each other!
Guy 2: Yeah bro, I know. You sent me a video of you kissing a pile of dirt followed by a video of you trying to tell me about the wood chips where every 10 seconds you’d space out and say “I love this, man”
Guy 1: Bro yeah I was rolling fucking face. You gotta Hipster Flip bro.

~written by two guys currently Hipster Flipping
by deathtotheluddites October 1, 2023
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Hipster

That girl Nora, she's the Alpha hipster
by thesickblanket May 8, 2020
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Hipster

Girls with gauges, sunglasses, goes to concerts with 311, and the dirty heads. Drives a cool jeep, smoke weed, have fake Birkenstock’s.
Meghan is such a hipster.
by Pop_eye61 August 11, 2019
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hipster tool

Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.
"Wow that guy is super hipster, but also is a complete ass"
"Yeah he's a hipster tool"
by Marmarbrinks May 15, 2015
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The Hipster Lie

When a hipster is called a hipster and they claim against it stating that they do not conform to the labels of the people claiming to be either above or completely separate from society.
Normal Person: Stupid hipster. Thinking you're so cool.

Hipster (telling The Hipster Lie): Whatever, I'm not a hipster, you just don't understand me, tool.
by BruceDeacroix October 13, 2011
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Science Hipster

Refers to a generation of society, born roughly around the death of grunge music, that refuses to believe anything that science tells them because it's too mainstream.

Science hipsters are the reason that we have people believe the earth is flat, and there is a 3rd option, besides male or female, to put on a birth certificate
I had to break up with Lisa. She kept telling me how the earth was flat and how She is going to let her baby choose her gender when it's old enough.

She is either stupid, or she is a science hipster.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 19, 2017
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