by pmonsterjr September 22, 2010
Get the double dutchmug. Bill: Hey, Jim. Did you go to the party last night?
Jim: Yeah, I went, but I left early because some guy was lording over my girlfriend like a Dutch uncle.
Jim: Yeah, I went, but I left early because some guy was lording over my girlfriend like a Dutch uncle.
by Flying Dutch Uncle October 11, 2011
Get the Dutch Unclemug. by fyis October 8, 2009
Get the dutch unclemug. by CondumWing January 18, 2018
Get the Dutch Oven Girlsmug. The releasing of flatulence while performing the mutual oral sex position known commonly as the '69'. Can be intentional or not. Can be simultaneous or not. Usually looked upon as 'aces' when its neither intentional nor simultaneous.
Simon: "So, like, the other day I was boning my girlfriend and we kind of like, slipped into a sixty-nine. Then I let her have it".
Jnizzle:"What"?
Simon: "I farted right in her eyes"!
Jnizzle: "Dude! You just gave her the dutch uncle! Aces!"
Simon: "Your a weirdo. I'm audi"
Jnizzle: "Fuck you Simon"
Jnizzle:"What"?
Simon: "I farted right in her eyes"!
Jnizzle: "Dude! You just gave her the dutch uncle! Aces!"
Simon: "Your a weirdo. I'm audi"
Jnizzle: "Fuck you Simon"
by Jnizzle2 June 24, 2010
Get the dutch unclemug. The act of getting pegged by a midget while being bent over getting a swirly. While it is rare to have such an opportunity, this is a very enjoyable time. The fight between life and death as the toilet water gives you the swirly, the sweet sensation of the midget pegging you adds up for an exhilarating finish. Leaving you asking for more.
Bro1: Dude how were you able to survive the Blue Oven Dutch?
Bro2: I’ve become one with the swirly and mastered my breathing with the pegging.
Bro1: You’re my hero bro! Hope I can a Blue Oven Dutch one day.
Bro2: I’ve become one with the swirly and mastered my breathing with the pegging.
Bro1: You’re my hero bro! Hope I can a Blue Oven Dutch one day.
by Jhubie Bros September 25, 2020
Get the blue oven dutchmug.