Definitions by Jnizzle2

dutch uncle 

The releasing of flatulence while performing the mutual oral sex position known commonly as the '69'. Can be intentional or not. Can be simultaneous or not. Usually looked upon as 'aces' when its neither intentional nor simultaneous.

Simon: "So, like, the other day I was boning my girlfriend and we kind of like, slipped into a sixty-nine. Then I let her have it".

Jnizzle:"What"?

Simon: "I farted right in her eyes"!

Jnizzle: "Dude! You just gave her the dutch uncle! Aces!"

Simon: "Your a weirdo. I'm audi"

Jnizzle: "Fuck you Simon"

dutch uncle by Jnizzle2 June 24, 2010