48 Hour Rule

The rule for the amount of time sperm can stay alive in a person's mouth after oral sex.
Dana: Hi, Katherine, mind if I take a sip of your coke?
Katherine: Are you 48 hour rule safe?
Dana: Yep!
by futureactiveparticiple July 04, 2017
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Mario hour

An hour created by albert where a crazed man turns everyone into floating mario heads, most of the time being at 3 am, the person is extremely aggressive and should not be approached AT ANY COST.
ah shit man, its almost Mario hour.
by Mapperthemarx December 16, 2020
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Real Bleb Hours

The hours between 4:25 am and 6:25 am during which the meme creature, Bleb frolics spreading life and love and Gamer Girl Pee, Also Little Unknown Fact Bleb lives inside a Twitter Webcomic Made by @xPieDot
Person A: "Hey bro, you know it's Real Bleb Hours"?

Person B: "What"
by piedot August 28, 2019
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Gizmo Hour

The period of time when the sun goes down at a festival and everyone is getting GEARED up and preparing for the big night ahead.
Fuck me its getting to Gizmo Hour. Better keep an eye on Heidi.
by Nakamooney18 March 27, 2024
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Jen Hours

When a person stays out doing sketchy things until the early hours of the morning. For example, 3 am would be 9 pm in jen hours. Almost like dog years, but in hours.
"Bro did you see jakes snapchat story at 4 am, he was hitting up every lit party on the block"

"Yeah dude! He wasnt even tired, he's been on jen hours lately"
by Meltherealog June 20, 2017
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Metric Hour

It is a measurement of time longer than one hour, approximately an 1hr10mins to 1hr30mins long. It is a guesstimation.

Its origin is that metric measurements are slightly off from standard measurements: a meter is slightly longer than a yard, a liter is smaller than a quarter...etc
You are driving and you are 80 miles from your destination, it will take you a metric hour to get there.
by jimmy crack cornballs December 02, 2010
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Two hours

The amount of time I lost tonight...
Hym "Umm... What... What the fuck just happened just there?"

Iam "Hmm?"

Hym "Did you take over!?"

Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"

Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"

Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"

Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"

Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"

Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"

Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
by Hym Iam January 01, 2024
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