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postal text

The credits, often shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, that you try to catch at the end of a movie or film when it's shown on TV. Often interrupted by music that doesn't even belong to such a motion picture.
I wanted to see where this film was produced but the commercial came on and the credits became postal text.
by pentozali September 6, 2007
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This Group Text

An SMS messaging group consisting of 4 homosexual men known as the irons as well as their friends and associates

Also they have big ole long cocks
I put this group text on do not disturb after I saw Norma jeans ass
by Hahdil May 20, 2019
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pre-text

To text a bunch of people before you go out somewhere, so when you get there you'll get a bunch of replies. The goal of this is to appear popular and busy by getting a bunch of "spontaneous" texts when you are out with someone, at school, or anywhere.
Person A: "Wow that girl is popular!"

Person B: "Nah, Didn't ya notice all those texts were within 5 seconds of each other? Definitely a backfired case of pre-text!"
by Trampabay December 17, 2009
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wet texting

When people start flooding you with texts and/or text emojis even when you don't respond
Instead of blowing my phone this guy/girl is wet texting the fuck out of my phone
by Wet texting December 11, 2016
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text courage

Noun. When someone relays every important or significant message of their life over text because they don't have the real courage to look the person in the eye, and do it.
"Martha, I'm using my text courage here, will you marry me?" 9:45 p.m.

"Martha, again, I'm using my text courage here, and I'm breaking up with you." 9:46 p.m.

"Martha, once again, I'm relying on my text courage, and I think we should get back together." 9:47
by YoungJeezyJaxB August 23, 2014
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text massage

When someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. The vibrations give you a "massage".
I got a text massage from Cindy. It felt amazing.
by saltyconfetti August 7, 2011
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Text worthy

1. When something happens and you feel the need to text someone and tell them about it.

2. When you remember an old joke or some kind of insider, and you text a friend about it.
Jason: I just thought of the time you got pulled over for going 30 mph over the speed limit, and I was like dang that is so text worthy!
Adam: Haha, that was the scariest moment of my life!
by Tizz Mizzle July 13, 2007
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