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corral the tadpoles

The act of a man masturbating; fencing in the scum guppies.
Why don't you go home and corral the tadpoles cowboy, because you're not going to buy me that drink.
by Petrabid August 15, 2016
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pulling your tamp

like pulling your leg or joking
tamp is shortened for tampon string
calm down i wasn’t serious i was only pulling your tamp like
by pseudoyoke March 28, 2019
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Right up the tamborine

Right up your box
Stick it right up the Tamborine!
by African Koala December 31, 2019
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Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.
Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”
by Name here please March 19, 2021
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bos_used_tamp0n

the greatest gf/person in the world and is the prettiest person in the universe
“hey are you with anyone rn”
“yes I’m with the prettiest person in the land aka bos_used_tamp0n“
by boburnhamoffical July 27, 2021
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