an individual who is so extrordinarily lethargic that he could eat an entire primary school class of children and still be hungry, he loves eating kids.
by BigManWithBigTrain October 23, 2020
Get the Big Train mug.A nickname for a friend who is somewhat religious(Or at least pretends to be) and you play basketball with. Mainly used at summer bible camps and church leagues. This person is usually a ball hog. His 2 moves are run down the lane, charging in similar to a train. Or throwing it up from half court. This person is a real bummer to even be around.
Josh: "Here he comes again!"
Chris: "He never passes the ball, and gets blocked every time."
Dustin: "I really hate him."
Chris: "Don't invite Jesus Train to play ball ever again."
Chris: "He never passes the ball, and gets blocked every time."
Dustin: "I really hate him."
Chris: "Don't invite Jesus Train to play ball ever again."
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Get the Train Guy mug.The Lord The Life The Legend. However do NOT force him to use a screen recorder otherwise he will literally flip out and go "OH MY GAWWWWWED"
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