Hide the tire

The act of inserting foods (of your choice) into any chosen orifice prior to performing oral sex upon said orifice.

E.g. before I have my salad tossed, I always hide the tire by adding croutons

Hey baby, before you eat me out - let’s use this peachy ring and hide the tire.

by Therestlesseyebrow# January 8, 2022

Fine Good Tires

We Have Some Fine Good Tires At A Party And It Tastes Bad Don’t Try

Dude Who Eats Tires ExpectulailoliandyburphkgivfjfhgushshjsbwudbusbsbbJshudhehavwhhwhwheukwkw The Fine Good Tires?

by Bob And Logan May 7, 2022

Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022

Mud on the tires

When you are taking a rather largely explosive intestinal rippy and the back splash comes up and sticks to your balls or cheeks

That Taco Bell is about to put some mud on the tires

by Bigmuddyguy April 7, 2023

put air in my tire

a shot of heroin

I need to put air in my tire

by El Dudeareno June 15, 2023

Dancing With Our Hands Tied

It is known as Austin Swift's favorite song off "reputation" but Vinchery is a #1 fan of this song. Don't argue

Random Person: Hey! Dancing With Our Hands Tied is my favorite song of reputation!

Vinchery: Not today khia

by StupidJulian October 22, 2023

Popping square tires

For someones who over hostile to someones whos not a threat or putting up a fight that doesn't need to be fought.

Bro: "They trying to get me in trouble but I ain't do nothing"

You : "just go with it bro"

Bro: "nah imma do my own thing"

You: "you're popping square tires man"

by Bbbaldy November 16, 2023