tim

fucking asshole. complete asshat of a man.

person 1: oh look its tim
person 2: (pulls out a machete)

by quartzslayer May 20, 2022

Tim James disco stick

Tim James slong

Are you ready for the wrath of tim James disco stick

by Tim James July 27, 2017

Pulling a Tim

When a grown man shows up to a mostly kid-themed event.

Mike: Hey what’s Jimmy doing at the roller skating rink at Fourth Grade Night, licking his cotton candy?
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...

by CitizensAgainstTim April 20, 2018

Tim

Tim is usually a guy who likes to suck big dicks. He is also a very autistic person. Most Tims never experience somethings sexual with a women but most of them already have experience with there oncle at the age of 8.

skkr skrk skkr Tim.

by Timthedestroyer May 29, 2020

Tim-ed It

When you hit the white cue ball in a game of billiards and it misses every other ball on the table and ends up in on of the pockets. This is also know to a wider audience as a scratch.

Did you see how that person Tim-ed It?

by Chris=Hansen September 26, 2024

The Tim Parks

1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.

"I pulled the Tim Parks, plowed that hoe with nothing but my timberland boots on"!

by Jploppert April 21, 2018

Tim cheese

Tim cheese is the murderer of john pork, john pork was tryna smash tiana cheese (tim cheese's wife) and therefore he was murdeered brutally by tim cheese, tiana cheese has come out stating that the reason she went for john pork is due to tim cheese abusive and vulgarness around his own wife, many other people have came up about the case such a pengu. The detective of this case is agent 5.5, a balding old man that constantly looks like he is on some sort of weed. the case is yet to be closed and there is still lots more information to come, there has been hints of quandale dingle and other randoms being in the lore, but agent 5.5 must approve of this otherwise it's nonsense and not canon.

Tim cheese missed the head he was getting from tiana cheese so he swiss chessed john pork

by Kurzi :) March 30, 2025