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snake dangler

One who dangles snakes over their asshole intending for it to slither its way deep into their rectal cavity.
Scott is a little snake dangler. Last week he stole the pet snake from the kindergarden class for him to use for his presonal pleasure and prostate milking.
by Johnny face March 10, 2008
mugGet the snake danglermug.

slimey snake

after doggy style (anal or vaginal) jizz on girls back while dragging dick across. Repeatedly making your snake slimey
I gave my hoe a slimey snake then a
superman today
by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008
mugGet the slimey snakemug.

to snake charm

A sudden gastrointestinal movement that makes one feel discomfort when sitting down, as the contents of the intestines are trying to vacate the premises. The is not viscous like diarrhea but a one solid movement. This is to the point where a bit of the fecal matter has already begun to come out.

To experience a bowel movement that feels like the entire contents of the colon in trying to escape (in a continuous fashion).

To prairie dog it to the extreme.
That was a great meal last night but right now its trying to snake charm me.

Ummmm, will you excuse me for a second. I'm really snake charming right now.

Wow, I'm getting snake charmed right now, I'll be right back.
by Flatcat January 1, 2010
mugGet the to snake charmmug.

Jelly snake

English slang(south east & west)
A long streak of ejaculate freshly deposited upon a surface. I.E your girlfriends tits, face, ass or leg. Also the dog, that melon you've had in the fridge since new years or you upon your grandmothers sowing pile.
I've just made a 20cm jelly snake on my office desk while wanking to tentacle porn!
by Xenophon7.92 July 18, 2010
mugGet the Jelly snakemug.

Purple snake

Damn, Sheila gave me some painful rub. Why did she have to purple snake it?
by Yumcums November 10, 2016
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snake choking

1) When a man with an extremely large penis masturbates. Usually done in public places.
2) The act of fellatio resulting in gagging or sounds similar to a duck.

3) A sexual street performance.
I walked past Margie at the market today. She was watching a Snake Choker.
She could barely believe as she Choked the Snake.
Jayson made a lot of money Snake Choking on the street today.
by Poompi March 31, 2016
mugGet the snake chokingmug.

Queen Snake

When a female snake slithers up your urethra and controls your dick with its head and your mind with its tail
Sorry for how weird I was yesterday, I had a queen snake controlling me yesterday
by asrael October 9, 2020
mugGet the Queen Snakemug.

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