knockin' the pocket

To have sex with a vagina

Bart was bragging to his friends how much he was knockin' the pocket with Vanessa yesterday when Vanessa's brother , Vinny walked by. Vinny then began to knock on Bart's face.

by von groovy March 24, 2019

pocket porn

Steamy videos and/or nude pictures that are kept on any mobile device.

Tim has some pocket porn on his phone.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

pocket pen

This is what happens to your pants when your pen leaks in your pocket.

"Dude, you got pocket pen."

by yolodave February 12, 2009

Pocket Shuffle

When you stick your hand in your pocket to resituate your balls.

Oh my gosh did Gary just pocket shuffle?

by Albert Winthorpe April 18, 2018

Pocket Chow

Sometimes referred to as "pocket grub." Is a product of having your human dignity stripped of you from TBS staff, forcing you to eat mushed garbage food out of your pockets in order to sustain the the required energy levels to complete field events without suffering from the dreaded "fatigue."

"Bro, I'm dying here. Do you have any pocket chow you can spare? I fell in the shit creek and ruined all my MREs."

by TBSisms June 25, 2018

Pocket Picking

When your balls are itchy but you don't want to publicly scratch them, so you put your hands into your pockets and scratch your balls so nobody can see.

1) "Are you pocket picking your balls?"

"Yeah man, my balls have been itching all day!"

"Well at least pocket picking will prevent anybody from seeing you scratch your balls"

2) "My balls itch, i think I'm gonna pocket pick them"

by Slicklizard August 16, 2010

pocket fuck

An intimate couple consisting of an abnormally large male and an excessively small female; the female is so miniscule when juxtaposed with the gargantuan male that it is said she could fit in the male's pocket

"Goddamn that is a pocket fuck."

by Plinty O'Toole Craven Moorehead Harry Beaver Jack Ofsalot September 6, 2007