chris cruz

He is a best friend a girl could have.He can also takes your heart and fall in love with him but he is t a boy that can get heart broken too. He makes every one around him laugh. He is the funnest person could ever meet

chris cruz

by isabeljaimes March 19, 2019

Chris-tianity

The religious belief that Jesus’ name was actually Chris.

I’m not a Christian, but I am a Chris-tian. I believe is Chris-tianity.

by FoxCat Man December 2, 2019

Chris Rock'd

when you make someone mad and they deck you in the face

from the 2022 Oscars with Will Smith and Chris rock

"man he just got chris rock'd!"

by alexAMK10 March 28, 2022

Chris rodrigez

A under cover gay guy that is so insanely cocky of himself for no apparent reason, he thinks he is the most attractive male on this earth. He is a lier and a cheater... It likes it up the butt and talks like a fruitcake. He brags about gay guys hitting on him and wants to work in a gay bar. He think he knows everything but actually knows very little about when he actually says. He wants to be a personal trainer for woman that are actually men so he can do them up the butt.

My name is Chris rodrigez and I like diii up my butt!

Me: oh damn I should have known!

by Xxxxx465 October 31, 2011

Chris Shamrock

V. To shit in a cardboard box then proceed to mailing it to someone. This can be done for either revenge or for beneficial reasons. If you plan on doing more than one at a time drinking prune juice is advised.

Guy 1: Man, my math teacher gave me an F in her class.

Guy 2: You should Chris Shamrock her, bro.

Guy 1: Good Idea! Got any prune juice?

by Chris Shamrock December 27, 2019

Chris Punch

The act of punching as one would if they were Chris Redfield from Resident Evil. Most notably using his massive and destructive biceps to epically demolish anything in his way. The Chris Punch is normally proceeded by a "whooshing" sound.

As the zombie attacked Nicholas, he Chris Punched him and exploded his head.

by execute63 January 23, 2011

chris sturniolo

chris sturniolo is the hottest person alive everyone fucking loves him and hes also arshi's husband, they are a very happy couple and the best, you wont ever find chris sturniolo without arshi. Chris sturniolo is soossoososososososoosososso hot and cute

chris sturniolo

by the OG willaim shakespeare July 13, 2023