stanford syndrome

When somebody gets into Stanford (or other similar institution) and constantly brings up that fact despite still being a prefrosh. Affects only a few admits, but those who have it quickly reach extreme stages.

Sam: "Yo it's so damn cold out here it feels like my balls are gonna fall off or something"
Ben: "... I'm just imagining how warm it's gonna be at Stanford next year"
Sam: "Fuck you Ben, somebody needs a cure for your Stanford Syndrome"

by JeffChaucer April 2, 2017

Momzadamaus Syndrome

Meaning When a child is a complete idiot due to the mother being intellectually challenged idiot. The child is not at fault due to the mother's teachings .

His mother makes unintelligible decisions because of her momzadamaus syndrome .

by Lpm3 April 6, 2017

Flagpole Syndrome

What happens to a penis-havers' brain after said penis has been accepted and allowed inside another person (orifice doesn't matter). The penis-haver then feels that they have rights and privileges to criticize various things about the penis-receiver opinions and life-choices.

Also, can describe any man that is hopelessly unable to stop mansplaining even after they've been spoken to repeatedly and at length, even with reciprocated understanding, to cease that kind of bullshit.

Sarah was having a pretty good day even with constant line of customers, until this one guy with apparent Flagpole Syndrome came in and told her how the espresso machine worked. She was rightly frustrated because Sarah has been a barista for the entire 6 years she has owned the coffee shop - especially because she used to date the guy.

by KrampyDoo April 19, 2017

Airlockhome Syndrome

The condition of spending so long in an airport lounge due to flight delay that you begin to fear leaving its confines in order to get to your destination.

After the fourth delay in three hours, Airlockhome Syndrome set in and Crystal stopped checking the departure board and settled in for a nap.

by Laughlynne May 12, 2017

left syndrome

the opposite of right syndrome

alyssa: lauryn can i borrow a pencil

lauryn: YJJYFUUTKDTYJFYUG FIUIUFIVUHKJ

alyssa: nope nvm you have left syndrome let me go ask tom

by upsidedownsyndrome123 February 24, 2017

LOF syndrome

Lack of sex leading to depresion, anger and fury.

- she is very nervous, it's due to LOF syndrome

by pepsiman69 August 21, 2016

holly syndrome

When one named Holly is behind on time.

Holly syndrome is definitely in effect today.

by Sjm1132 May 24, 2016