alyssa: lauryn can i borrow a pencil
lauryn: YJJYFUUTKDTYJFYUG FIUIUFIVUHKJ
alyssa: nope nvm you have left syndrome let me go ask tom
lauryn: YJJYFUUTKDTYJFYUG FIUIUFIVUHKJ
alyssa: nope nvm you have left syndrome let me go ask tom
by upsidedownsyndrome123 February 25, 2017
A modern syndrome usually affecting people that have spent too many years being brainwashed not to think for themselves in college but as part of the brainwashing fully believe that they are thinking for themselves. Whenever they are arguing from their brainwashed point of view and they can't come up with an effective argument they immediately call the other protaganist a moron and continuously repeat the words, racist, homophobe and bigot over and over so that they can attract others with Left Wing Syndrome to join in to back them up.
Every day I see groups of Left Wing Syndrome sufferers ganging up on people on Facebook calling them names to combat other peoples logical, intelligent opinions that dont agree with their own.
by Retired Dean July 1, 2015
by Suicide helpline April 4, 2017
the opposite of openminded & free thinking. non-holistic and in-the-box minded people. people with left brained syndrome could be labelled as "sheeple" or said to be contained in a "mental prison"
they tend to be lacking in any spirituality, they ride the cultural wave, follow all the current trends and are the system's bitch. they dont think for themselves, dont question authority, dont question their own beliefs, dont question others beliefs, and are often opposed to progressive thinking and controversial ideas.
they follow predetermined patterns of behaviour, and mimick how other people act instead of doing what they feel is right. many attach themselves to ideologies and with no basis, believe and defend these ideologies with a life and death attitude.
left brained syndrome is an unfortunate pandemic.
they tend to be lacking in any spirituality, they ride the cultural wave, follow all the current trends and are the system's bitch. they dont think for themselves, dont question authority, dont question their own beliefs, dont question others beliefs, and are often opposed to progressive thinking and controversial ideas.
they follow predetermined patterns of behaviour, and mimick how other people act instead of doing what they feel is right. many attach themselves to ideologies and with no basis, believe and defend these ideologies with a life and death attitude.
left brained syndrome is an unfortunate pandemic.
the best and quickest cure for left brained syndrome is psychedelic drugs...unfortunately, the syndrome causes these people to be highly opposed to these substances... ironic.
righty brain: want to smoke some dmt?
lefty brain: no, its illegal and i must follow the law. also, the christian god i devoutly follow would be very dissapointed in me.
righty brain: want to smoke some dmt?
lefty brain: no, its illegal and i must follow the law. also, the christian god i devoutly follow would be very dissapointed in me.
by danand April 1, 2012
Left 4 Dead Syndrome (or Left 4 Deads / L4DS) is a common occurrence caused by extensive amounts of Valve's video game L4D (or it's sequel L4D2). It causes the victim to be constantly paranoid, often hearing noises such as various special infected or the Tank! music whilst outside of the game. Extreme cases may also cause the victim to down entire bottles of pain medication or yell out their actions such as "RELOADING!"
"Bob was relieved to discover the smoker he thought he had heard was just a normal man coughing, and that he was simply experiencing Left 4 Dead Syndrome"
"Dude, I think I have Left 4 Deads, I could have sworn I heard a tank back there."
"Dude, I think I have Left 4 Deads, I could have sworn I heard a tank back there."
by MOON-E December 31, 2010
Often caused by playing excessive amounts of Left 4 Dead games or any other zombie games. It is where you get to the point where you imagine what every place you go to would look like, if it were a zombie apocalypse.
Affected: Dude, imagine fighting off a zombie apocalypse in this mall! Aww man, you could even use that display car to escape.
Normal person: Wow, dude you've been playing way to much left 4 dead
Affected: Yeh, I think I've got left 4 dead syndrome
Normal person: Wow, dude you've been playing way to much left 4 dead
Affected: Yeh, I think I've got left 4 dead syndrome
by Apocalypso January 27, 2010
When a girl gets engaged everything she does is with her left hand for a while. Left hand is always showing even when not necessary.
by Butterflyjohn March 18, 2018