Stone Bridge Football

The "I win all my games only to lose in the state title game" team and being runner-ups. The Buffalo Bills of the Virginia High School Football from Northern Virginia.

They run a Single-Wing Offense which is outdated becuase no college or pro team runs that kind of offense because it's so predictable.

They always have a winning season and win all the games they should win and lose in the final game where it matters most.
With all the talent & athletes that they have, only a few kids on the team make it to D1 football programs, and even if an individual was good they'd be lucky to get even one offer.

Dude: YOOO!! Stone Bridge Football is too good at football! Like you guys kill every team you play and often go undefeated!
Bulldogbro: Yeah were good until we come up short in the state championship game. :(

by Redskinsfan918 December 8, 2018

JP Stone

Giant Whales Vagina with VD and a erectile disfunction

Pat Donnelly ate out JP Stone

by Bob Smith April 5, 2005

Soul stone

The soul stone (found on moorag) is the stone that manipulates and controls any brings soul at the users desire (the user can force the victim to do anything)

The soul stone is like a puppet master sort of...

by Action movies (marvel) May 31, 2019

Black Stone

A Ghanian poet, rapper, model and social media personality.

Black Stone has been acquitted of all charges.

by DomTheDemon July 16, 2019

Throwing a stone in the ocean

The hypnotic effect of a fat women in the throughs of passion.

I was mill tossing Paula Deen, man its like throwing a stone in the ocean

by Chad Verde August 17, 2010

2 birds 1 stone

Dry humping Non-penetrative sex or outercourse is sexual activity that usually does not include sexual penetration. It generally excludes the penetrative aspects of vaginal, anal, or oral sexual activity, but includes various forms of sexual and non-sexual activity, such as frottage, mutual masturbation, kissing, or cuddling.123 Some forms of non-penetrative sex, particularly when termed outercourse, include penetrative aspects, such as penetration that may result from forms of fingering or oral sex.456

G: Your mom loves me look.
JQ : dam Im good you didn't even put it in .
J: Dry humping.

P1: 2 birds 1 stone.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019

Killing two birds with one stone

When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!

When they murdered Christ's wife, the Romans were "killing two birds with one stone"

by Wifey 7643279 January 9, 2021