Schizophrenic Stoner

A schizophrenic stoner refers to a schizophrenic who likes to smoke weed and doesn't have any negative effects from it and enjoys being being high.

My cousin is a Schizophrenic Stoner and always has money for snacks! That's actually awesomesauce.

by Best people’s December 25, 2025

Schrödinger's Stoner

Someone who decides whether or not weed is addictive based on whether or not they need it.

Kyle: "James, you smoke weed too much. You're probably addicted."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."

*4 hours later*

James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."

by urwifesboyfriend June 14, 2021

Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021

the real stoners

A group of pot heads who dedicate there lives to slapping out the green and Chonging it on a daily, not shy of the snow but just choose a more chilled out life.

Defined (the real stoners)
(Bitch) u wanna come to this dirty sesh
(TRS) nahhh I’m good me n the gang gonna go get on a Smokey one at Ms

by Chongingbong August 9, 2022

Vice Admiral Stroker

The strongest marine in one piece.

Nathan: Vice Admiral Stroker is the most powerful marine in one piece
Zack: No dude Aokiji or Akainu is def better
Nathan: shut up

by PoopManSodaCan April 22, 2023

Cal the Stoner

Cal the Stoner is an Australian stonemason turned sculptor and inventor of the sculptural technique Intricarved. Cal the Stoner sculpts from his open-air sculpture studio in the South Australian desert opal mining town of Andamooka.

Cal the Stoner is an artisan stonemason and inventor of sculptural technique Intricarved.

by Stealing Pallets November 1, 2023

I'm Getting Strongerrr!

When Scottie Barns screamed "I'm getting stronggerrrr" after doing some workouts.
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Coach: Keep going Scottie!
Scottie Barns: I'm getting strongerrr!

by anonymous February 8, 2025