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Schenectady Stew

Schenectady stew...is a stew combination so disasterous that it makes your farts so bad you open the car windows all the way down on a zero degree day to be able to get any semblance of fresh air. The farts make you gag so hard you can't see to drive and the coming diarrhea is so bad it expels itself instantaneously and so violently everyone in the Dunkin Donuts can hear you crying. Typical stew consists of all the things that are old and expired in the fridge.
Time to clean out the fridge, let's make a Schenectady stew and feed it to Steve so you can s*** himself into orbit.
by Thepostman97 January 26, 2026
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Brewing a Stew

When you are gassy or eating something that has / will make you fart.
by heavy_debbie October 18, 2010
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lets do it stewart

a stupid saying myself and my mates have started saying when we want another team member to hurry up!
by the jut September 17, 2012
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Hot n' Chunky Stewjob

This is the act of throwing up warm chunky vomit onto a partners genitals during oral sex. As disgusting as it sounds, surely there are people out there (like those into shit porn) who enjoy this. It is generally an accidental act triggered by a gag reflex or perhaps a very yeasty vag, but may be used purposely as an act of revenge or spite.
EX1. Bill only wanted a BJ from Steph, but she ended up giving him more than he asked for, a nice hot n' chunky stewjob.

EX2. Steve was all hyped up to eat out Jill's axe wound but the bitch was so dirty he gave her a hot n chunky stewjob before he even touched his tongue to it.
by N8RZ March 18, 2013
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Opened a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet
I opened a can of stew in Eric's locker after school.
by Johnny Wankler November 20, 2013
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Open a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet
I had to open a can of stew so bad that I went all over the teacher's desk.
by Jenko Jarkin November 20, 2013
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Grease filled Stew

When a party is so disgusting that when you bump into somone it feels like you just got mauled by a wet sea lion.
Last night was crazy after Shay's grease filled stew.
by Ggarfink January 23, 2017
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