Yahoo Spider

A disgusting, horrible creature the feeds off fear. Puts you in a false sense of security.

‘I used to be friends with the Yahoo Spider, before it attacked me.’

by yahoo_hater February 11, 2026

Spider monkey light-pole

Creamy bellybutton sex

"Yo dude me and Jim are gonna have spider monkey light-pole at the after party"

by bigdbud February 19, 2026

Tanzanian Spider Monkey

When you hang upside down from a pole and/or a balcony and ejaculate semen into your mouth, almost resembling a Tanzanian Spider Monkey

Bro did you see Jacob last week? He was hanging off the balcony and was doing the Tanzanian Spider Monkey
My wife is so freaked out she did the Tanzanian spider monkey

by Fart apple March 27, 2026

Spider Man

When you blow a nut in your hand and then whipping your hand out a window on some ones car.

(best to do at the top of an apartment building)

I was having sex and didn't want to blow a nut in her so I Spider man it.

by Bubba C. October 14, 2025

Spider wank

Get down on all 4’s and give yourself a reach around.

I gave myself a spider wank last night and it was the ultimate ball busting experience

by Welldonetoast November 25, 2025

Spider-Man

You take two long pieces of rope or a belt, wrap them around your partner(s) waist. Then you have the two ropes connected on each side of their hip coming back like a sled. Like Santa’s sleigh. Then, you grab the rope on each side and put your hips back and as you rip them towards you by the ropes, you’re standing 5 to 10 feet away. Thrust your hips forward. High risk, high reward. You insert in? Both of you nut immediately. Miss? pain or your dick is broken.

Man, I gave that girl the MEANEST Spider-Man last night.

by Slamjammaamram December 15, 2025

oregon spider man

when a man ejaculates into a women’s asshole and then she gets into missionary and squirts it out like spider man onto your face

did she oregon spider man you last night?

by schmidley December 19, 2025