Satan’s Asscrack

That area in between a car’s center console and the front seats where dreams go to die and where all your shit falls.

“DAMN IT, I LOST MY PHONE, IT FELL INTO SATAN’S ASSCRACK, NOW I GOTTA FISH IT OUT… UGH!!!”

by Jalsqually March 4, 2026

satanic blowjob

when you light your penis on fire and tell a bitch to put it out by giving you sloppy toppy

My mates and I went to Amsterdam one time and I got my first satanic blowjob (receiving end praise satan)

by Anita Satanic Blowjob May 22, 2025

Satan's Butterfly

A cockroach, specifically palmetto bugs but can be applied to any cockroach that can fly. These are the butterflies no one admires.

"Oh my god, a Satan's Butterfly crawled out of the sink drain, kill it!"

"I've recently called over an exterminator to my house. I've been getting a lot of Satan's Butterflies in my house."

by ElliotTheFennekin May 28, 2025

Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.

Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.

by Jammin876 June 8, 2025

Satanic Titanic

When a man is lying down on his back with one women riding his penis and another sitting on his face having her vagina ate out

Man: “Girls, that was the best sex I’ve ever had. What was the name of that position we did”

Women 1: “That was the satanic titanic babe, we should invite Jessica next time”

by anonymous July 9, 2025

Satanic Titanic

When a man is lying down on his back with one women riding his penis and another sitting on his face having her vagina ate out

Man: “Girls, that was the best sex I’ve ever had. What was the name of that position we did”

Women 1: “That was the satanic titanic babe, we should invite Jessica next time”

by anonymous July 9, 2025

Satan

A humorous misspelling of "Santa," often leading to funny misunderstandings. This mix-up can result in unexpected or ironic situations, especially when writing letters during the holiday season.

I accidentally wrote "Dear Satan" instead of "Dear Santa" in my childhood Christmas letter, asking for a better life. Hence, now I’m googling for images of women's panties because of it!

by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025