soft as charmin

Dakota Hudgens

you’re soft as charmin for not showing up at the gym in the mornings.

by soft as charmin May 02, 2022

Soft Single

Soft Single is a noun describing the point in time when one is beginning to date multiple people casually, but is not in a committed relationship. This is as opposed to Hard Single, where one has no chance of a mate in the near future.

Rebecca Morin has a coffee date #softsingle. or Becca is so soft single it's not even funny.

by Anna Jeff February 04, 2014

soft-on

a "soft-on" is when the male penis fills with blood but not enough that would make the penis begin to get erect. The penis swells - but there's no visible elevation yet.

I was thinking about this babe at school and the teacher called me to the chalkboard. Luckily i only had a soft-on so I could stand up and walk to the board without being embarrassed.

by belairjeff December 10, 2022

SoCal Soft

Being a big ol bietch

Josh Randall is SoCal Soft.

by mrbeisbol May 17, 2021

soft double

The act of staffing two shifts in one day, when one shift is significantly shorter than the other.

Milkbird: "Hey can you work a double?"
Vince: "Only if its a soft double BAYBAYYY!"

by ThesecretBG February 06, 2016

soft sensuality

The act of softly getting fisted by 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

So David told me he experienced soft sensuality at the inauguration.

by Mr. Excellence January 18, 2017

Soft Shells

A shell used typically for tacos; strictly used by Mexicans

Puerto Rican’s don’t use soft shells, Mexicans do.

by Ccooooooollllllllll July 06, 2020