Social Smoker 

A smoker who is in denial about being a smoker

Sally says she’s a “ social smoker” on dating sites because she can’t get a date.

Social Smoker by Gene Symonds August 17, 2018

blue smoke 

when smoking weed, there is little or no smoke, causing it to look a little blue and the weed is ash

"Aw dude, ash that shit out, I just got blue smoke"

"Dude, ew, that was blue smoke"

blue smoke by envy89 October 11, 2008

SMOKE THAT WEED 

puffing a joint ,roll one up

puffing,smoking,''smoke that weed''

SMOKE THAT WEED by http://www.squidoo.com/smokin- June 1, 2011

smoke pussy 

Smug people who delight in scolding smokers even when a good distance apart.

Smoke pussy: "Hey, you! Move someplace else with that smoke."

Smoker: "Dude. We're outdoors and 50 feet apart. Don't be such a smoke pussy."

smoke pussy by CTYanker February 12, 2014

Real Smokes ( Cigarettes 

to buy cigarettes from a store are classed as real smokes, and not market or black marketted / home grown tobacco and rolled into tubes and filters this is where real smokes are called REAL SMOKES !!!!!

Real smokes ( Cigarettes ), hey mum what are real smokes, they are bought smokes not rolled smokes, can i have a fake smoke okay nafan yes you can, hey mum can i have a real smoke okay nafan u can have one of my horizons if u like . thx mum i love you, i love you to son.

Real Smokes ( Cigarettes by bigw hay hay nafan November 6, 2010

Where There's Smoke There's Fire

The smelly fart before you have to take a dump.

"Dude! That's nasty!"

"Lol. Where there's smoke there's fire! I got a grumper brewing."

Where There's Smoke There's Fire by Filthy DS March 5, 2013

nigga please! smoke more trees 

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.

"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."

nigga please! smoke more trees by RBean December 14, 2008