Premature Sendulation

The sending of a text message mid-thought or before reaching the desired conclusion.

text to friend: "heh, wanna mee"

reply text: "huh?"

text to friend: "sorry, had a premature sendulation. Wanna meet for lunch?"

by Frisco Babe July 27, 2009

The War's End

A punk band from NJ.

Yo, are you going to the The War's End show tonight?

by Matt April 20, 2004

sendy

A lone, unemployed gay man who spends his time watching daytime TV. With alcohol he is a lightweight and will often complain that he's 'hungover'.

Jee, what a sendy, that guy is a total loser.

by EGA March 5, 2008

senduran

A very long queef. A queef is a vaginal fart, so a senduran is a very long vaginal fart.

Christine: Last night, I had a senduran!

George: Right after we had sex?

Christine: Oh yes baby!

George: Let's have sex right now and put your senduran on youtube afterwards. How do you feel about that big momma?

Christine: (Rips of clothes) Shove it in honey dew melon! I WANT SOME DICK!

by QueefQueen January 20, 2010

Sendoff

A female who gives out positive signals for sex. But, immediately takes back previous statements/actions and proceeds to friend zone the male.

Emma Knudtson is a total sendoff

by taterz406 February 15, 2015

return to sender

a fart that leads to a premature evacuation of the rectum, however the the payload is returned back to safety

Rocky: Farts, "Excuse Me"
Pete : "WTF that stinks"
Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"
Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)

by DJ Inside February 17, 2004

Return to Sender

When a transgendered girlfriend ejaculates in her lovers mouth and her lover in turn, spits the semen back in her mouth.

I gave my girlfriend (Transgendered) a return to sender.

by southernkrusade October 31, 2010