School is the place that when you were 4, your parents told you was a fun place were you played a lot and learned a bit. But then you grew up and realized that school in a word is prison and a shit place were everything taught is useless and in a meaningless way, your live turns out to be extremely hard because of school
Bill: what is that gross ugly looking place over there?
Mom: its a place were you learn stuff and be treated like a prisoner. Otherwise, it's known as school.
Mom: its a place were you learn stuff and be treated like a prisoner. Otherwise, it's known as school.
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Blue: i’m Going to kill myself toDay but i’m not Motivated
Green: I know!
Green: go to school!
Blue:ok
(Goes to school)
Blue: okay that was pretty horrible but not horrible enough
Green: oh yeah I forgot
Green: you have to do work from school at home
Blue: (jumps out a window)
Blue: bye bye! Love to Magenta and the kids!
(O O F)
Green: bye bye!
Blue: i’m Going to kill myself toDay but i’m not Motivated
Green: I know!
Green: go to school!
Blue:ok
(Goes to school)
Blue: okay that was pretty horrible but not horrible enough
Green: oh yeah I forgot
Green: you have to do work from school at home
Blue: (jumps out a window)
Blue: bye bye! Love to Magenta and the kids!
(O O F)
Green: bye bye!
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Get the school mug.The place where you skip periods in the bathrooms, sitting on 50-year-old heaters. You don't even get in trouble.
Once I went into the bathroom and instead of being told to get back to my assigned spot, I was told to get off the heater because it might fall off the wall. o_0
Once I went into the bathroom and instead of being told to get back to my assigned spot, I was told to get off the heater because it might fall off the wall. o_0
A School Scene
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Teacher: Mrs. Biotch
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MRS BIOTCH: Get in your seats class. We've got some propoganda to drill into you. :)
STUDENT 1: We don't want to, you biotch.
Mrs Biotch: Detention.
Student 2: Come ON guys. Let's work!
Mrs Biotch: To find the area of a circle, multiply the radius squared times pi.
Student 2: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T GET IT!!!!!
Students 1 & 3: How can you not get it, you imbecile. -_-
Student 2: WAHHHHH MRS BIOTCH THEY JUST CALLED ME AN IMBECILE!
Mrs Biotch: Detention for both of you! No ridiculing MY favorite student. :beams at Student 2:
Students 1, 3-20: Erm, you only like her because she does all the work.
Student 2: So? I'm so smart!!!!
Students 1, 3-20: *sigh*
Mrs Biotch: Yes, you are smart! :beams at Student 2:
Students 1, 3-20: Come on, Mrs. Biotch! How can you be that shallow? -_-
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END
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Teacher: Mrs. Biotch
______
MRS BIOTCH: Get in your seats class. We've got some propoganda to drill into you. :)
STUDENT 1: We don't want to, you biotch.
Mrs Biotch: Detention.
Student 2: Come ON guys. Let's work!
Mrs Biotch: To find the area of a circle, multiply the radius squared times pi.
Student 2: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T GET IT!!!!!
Students 1 & 3: How can you not get it, you imbecile. -_-
Student 2: WAHHHHH MRS BIOTCH THEY JUST CALLED ME AN IMBECILE!
Mrs Biotch: Detention for both of you! No ridiculing MY favorite student. :beams at Student 2:
Students 1, 3-20: Erm, you only like her because she does all the work.
Student 2: So? I'm so smart!!!!
Students 1, 3-20: *sigh*
Mrs Biotch: Yes, you are smart! :beams at Student 2:
Students 1, 3-20: Come on, Mrs. Biotch! How can you be that shallow? -_-
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END
by Asti April 15, 2006
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