Salty Spitoon

When you finish on a girls stomach or titties and you slurp up your cum off of her and spit it in their mouth.

Jen wanted to try something different so she got that 7/11 salty slurpee on her chest I had to slurp my chin up and spit it in her mouth, call it a salty spitoon.

by shithead steve August 19, 2022

salty

Containing salt.

This soup is too salty.

by Banana Mobile Device February 9, 2021

Salty Mailman

When (s)he is mad at you, and doesn't wanna slip it in your box, but reluctantly does it anyway.

"He was pissed when he lost that argument last night, he was such a Salty Mailman when we went to bed."

by Erranty February 25, 2020

salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

by The Aid Giver November 21, 2016

Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card

Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'

by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021

Salty Session

The act of spreading your naked sweaty body on the body of another participant, in which you are sure to injest the others liquids. Commonly done at the same time as a 69, so you receive extra flavor.

Yo bro that salty session was lit as fuck! full send!

by Mr. SweatMaster August 26, 2018

salty neck slap

When your hand is sweaty and you proceed to slap someone on the throat .

Ayye Bish, you finna get salty neck slapped?

by J . Cortez September 19, 2016