Cexual++ Syndrome

Syndrome in which Someone is sexually attracted/obsessed with C++ programming language.

Last night i can't sleep as i was compiling C++ programs on my Visual Studio, seems i am falling for Cexual++ Syndrome .

by markrobins210 January 24, 2012

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semimerge syndrome

A short slowing or stopping of traffic on a normally fast moving road caused by the merging or turning of a semi-truck or other large vehicle.

"I almost rear ended a Saab thanks to semimerge syndrome. I think it was carrying oranges."

by marsneedstowels February 04, 2010

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Delponte Syndrome

One's constant interest to copy those around he or she in a obsessive manner but not realizing he or she is doing it.

Hey, why are you wearing all black clothes like me now,you must have Delponte Syndrome.

Response: Why does it matter?

by chizzo November 20, 2007

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Jotaro Syndrome

An infectious Tendency, Jotaro syndrome is characterized by the following symptoms:
1. Constantly wearing a school uniform until it merges with your body shape (And you can't tell where the hair ends and the hat begins)
2. Skipping school to go on a field trip to Egypt with your Extremely masculine Grandfather,his fortune-teller friend and a fellow high-schooler, also picking up a funny swordsman along the way.
3. Going on said trip to Egypt to slay a 100-year-old immortal vampire with a god complex named "DIO"
4. Somehow ending up in a crash in any air-related vehicle, even when the pilot has previously fought Aztec Fitness Gods
5. Perfectly locating and extracting vampire brain leeches without any prior surgical experience via Punching Ghost
6. Yelling "ORA ORA ORA" whenever you initiate physical contact with an enemy via the fists or Punching Ghost

The first symptoms to appear are always:

1. A bad attitude towards women
2. Having a semi- or non-present father figure
3. Being aloof and black-haired
4. Watching every season of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure without being a filthy part-skipper
5.Repeatedly muttering "Yare Yare Daze" if anything even remotely stresses you out
6. Calling your mum a bitch
7. Voluntarily going to prison and refusing to leave, even when the guards tell you that you are free to go.
8 Having a secret love of Dolphins and Marine Biology

Jack: Man I heard that Jordan has that Jotaro Syndrome!
Tyrone: I forgot to give him the 15 bucks I owe him, don't tell him I'm here.
Jordan: Give me my 15 bucks! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
*Screaming can be heard for a moment*
Jordan: "Yare Yare Daze"

by Disciple of Brudda Osas December 23, 2020

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DiCaprio Syndrome

Leonardo DiCaprio only dates attractive women up to the age of 25. Many other heterosexual men are like this. No matter how old they get they will only ever want to date young women up to the age of 25.

My mate was dating an attractive young woman who was 25. She has now turned 26 and he has dumped her, therefore he must have DiCaprio syndrome!

by Superduderocketpower July 25, 2019

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