Player 1-syndrome 

One person habitually dominating another, much like Player 1 in a multiplayer game. Usually stems from too much time in a socially-stressful environment.

Can only be treated by a punch in the face from a close friend.

Guy: *grabs the remote* we're watching this now!

Girl: ugh your Player 1-syndrome is resurfacing again!

Player 1-syndrome by BadWolfFile July 28, 2010

FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome) 

The term used to describe the condition, whereby one experiences the sensation of falling suddenly, akin to falling back on a chair, as a result of nearly drifting off to sleep but waking abruptly.

FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome) You know what I'm talking about.

FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome) by Gung Ho! September 2, 2010

Disney-Channel-Syndrome 

When you flip past disney channel and somehow and up watching it and cant turn away for 10 minutes

My uncle was watching tv and got disney-channel-syndrome for 20 minutes

Disney-Channel-Syndrome by OhWhat? November 3, 2010

chinese buffet syndrome 

A condition associated with all-you-can-eat restaurants where diners wish to get such good value for money that they starve themselves all day in anticipation of being able to indulge in unlimited food. However, as a result of this period of anorexia the stomach shrinks and upon eating aforementioned buffet the stomach feels full in an unusually short amount of time.

Wow, I've only eaten one plate of sweet and sour chicken balls but I've got chinese buffet syndrome, I'm stuffed!

chinese buffet syndrome by dude753 December 15, 2010

severe bitch syndrome (SBS) 

one super bitch who never stops bitching

did you hear alyssa earlier i think she has (sbs)

lindsay lohan has sbs
severe bitch syndrome (SBS)

severe bitch syndrome (SBS) by cogger123 February 18, 2011

late reaction syndrome

To have a dangerously slow reaction to things that happen to you.

1984-Doctor: im sorry but you have late reaction syndrome.
Ted: i've never heard of that so its probably nothing.

1985- Jim: Hey Ted
(Punches Ted in the face)

2011-(Ted, as the white receiver playing in the superbowl. The score is tied up with 20 secs left)
Ted: Hell yeah, imma win this game for all yall!
(Ted runs out to the touchdown line. reaches out as the ball comes hurling at him. all of a sudden Ted feels face as if he is being punched in the face and flies backward from the pain)

late reaction syndrome by Kyle Medina February 27, 2011

swear downs syndrome 

When a person will say that they swear down to a multitude of statements, potentially even those that are not in fact true. They swear down so much that it even seems that they have a chronic obsession with swearing down, and their opinion becomes invalidated as such.

Guy 1: Blud swear down that lady always gives me onions in my burger!

Guy 2: Shut up, you got swear downs syndrome blud you chattin shit

Guy 3: SWEAR DOWNN!!!!!!

Guy 2: Shut up.

swear downs syndrome by tobytings May 21, 2011