1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.
Some dude: Yesterday John woke up to me giving him the Goatcheese Surprise. He was so scared that he shit himself
Other dude: Oh MY GOD!
Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.
Other dude: Oh MY GOD!
Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.
by Chrisopher Walken October 27, 2011
Get the Goatcheese Surprisemug. When a homeless person enters a phonebox to search for spare change in the coin slot and upon leaving he is surprised to find a bucketful of semen falling onto his head, splattering the exquisite contents all over his rags.
by Horatio Q Nobcluster January 9, 2008
Get the Hobo Surprisemug. A sexually deviant act where an Asian female squirts on a recipient, but instead of squirt, it is duck sauce. The duck sauce squirt is then collected in to a ceremonial porcelain saucer where all participants dip chicken fingers and those Chinese bread rolls (you know which ones I'm talking about) to reinvigorate them after a long coitus session.
"I hope my never finds out about the Chinatown Surprise I received at my bachelor party in Vegas."
"I give you Chinatown Surprise for twenty fie Dorrah!"
"I give you Chinatown Surprise for twenty fie Dorrah!"
by Ray Daley April 12, 2016
Get the Chinatown Surprisemug. when you're getting a girl in the butt and then out of no where you make you're hands look like antlers and yell "MOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and when she looks back at you, you punch her square in the face and run out of the room as fast as possible.
by zakisonfiire April 18, 2009
Get the Bull Winkle Surprisemug. An act of hatred in which the victim has a plastic Play-Doh cookie cutter template Zap-a-Gapped (similar to super glue, but stronger) to his/her anus. The desired effect should be something along the lines of star shaped logs.
To their bewilderment, Pam had fainted in the bathroom and was lying on the ground motionless. The cause of her accident could be found in the toilet bowl: several flower shaped specimens of fecal matter. Pam had stolen Danny's lunch money earlier that day any Danny wanted to get even with her. To make a long story short, Pam was on the receiving end of a historical Play-Doh Surprise.
by Norton ScanPro December 7, 2006
Get the Play-Doh Surprisemug. A fairly recent sexual manuever, which is performed primarily around the holidays. It involves stuffing a woman's vagina full of bread and vegetables, much like sutffing a turkey.
Person 1: "dude, you know that leftover turkey stuffing that no one would eat?"
Person 2: "Yea, why?"
Person 1: " well, lets just say tht christine really loves the holidays."
Person 2: " Ah, the omaha thanksgiving surprise... dude."
Person 2: "Yea, why?"
Person 1: " well, lets just say tht christine really loves the holidays."
Person 2: " Ah, the omaha thanksgiving surprise... dude."
by Surgio November 13, 2007
Get the omaha thanksgiving surprisemug. When, during a fight ( play or real), one person reaches down their pants and retrieves a copius amount of duck butter, then bitch slaps the other person in the argument. Not only did you just get slapped, but SURPRISE, now your face smells like duck butter.
My girl wouldn't quit messing with me, so finally I just pinned her down a gave her an extra greasy duck butter surprise. She said her face stunk for 2 hours.
by Doc184 July 11, 2010
Get the Duck Butter Surprisemug.