River hog

An overweight liberal that is delusional about her appearance and most likely has an only fans.

I had to block this river hog on Snapchat.

by anonymous March 3, 2021

River

River is an amazing guy, blonde hair, blue-greenish eyes. He is sooooo good locking and so dang attractive it'll make you cry. His smile makes you weak in the knees and damn is he a good kisser. You want to spend all your time with a river, he loves being active and the outdoors. He's a huuuge flirt and could break your heart in an instant, However he is a sweetheart and a very genuine kind person. Loving river is one of the best decisions you can make, but one with drastic consequences if it goes wrong. He's hilarious af and loves to listen to music in his old truck. River is dumb and can make dumb decisions but he'll always come back to you. He always wants to be your hero, and overthinks constantly. He will raise your standards and he loves to spoil you. Overall, River is an amazing guy, worth the heartache, AND HE IS HOT AS H*LL

Did you see river today? He looks so damn hot

by ursowelcomemylove March 19, 2021

Iron river

Eponymous flow of contraband guns across the us mexico border
Guns are made of metal hence the name "iron river'

T jefferson parker wrote an excellent novel entitled "iron river" which deals with the illegal flow of gui and weapons across the us/mexican border.

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021

River Lee Lewis Careswell

River Lee Lewis Careswell is the hottest sexiest person ever, every wants to get with them. you should just bow down to her because she is the best not to mention her amazing fashion style

whos the best person ever, River Lee Lewis Careswell is the best

by 124323 March 22, 2021

river rabbit

Female who’s greatest vacation in life is “boating at the river” and sleeps around with all of the men during the trip.

I heard Mike’s got a new girlfriend
Yeah, we warned him to stay away from her, she’s a river rabbit.

by Olive The Otter April 3, 2021

River Office

Corporate department with little to no regard for the well-being of their employees, who come and go quickly because of this. It stops being considered a River Office as soon as an employee lasts for longer than 1 month working there.

Tyrone: Damn, every time i go to Gamestop©️ they have an entirely new roster of employees

Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office

by Cajerardo April 7, 2021

Wind rivered

The act of being murdered by close friends or coworkers with the purpose of removing you from the picture, and allowing them to run a train on your partner. Or your partner’s coworkers or close friends killing them, with the intent of running a train on you. Can refer to either.

Damn Kieth, remember that scene in wind river where they wind rivered that one dude and his girlfriend. That was such a wind river moment.

by DuckPondMan April 9, 2021