Diddy Kong Racing

when u sea a girl u like and u yell diddy kong racing to attract her. Its kindof a mateing call

SEE HOT GIRL: Diddy kong racing!

by Please excuse me February 28, 2018

Sausage Race

A race to stuff as much penis in or around one's mouth.

"Wu Tang just witnessed his first sausage race and his face looked priceless. "

by Nags_R_us1 March 7, 2014

Bear Race

Two men take viagra and then race to jerk the other off, whoever cums first loses. Winner is declared by better hand job

Tim and Jake had an intense Bear Race, but Jake emerged victorious due to the superior grip of their hands. Jake’s favorite part of the race was witnessing Tim’s finish him off after Tim came, which Jake eagerly anticipated.

by Cumguzzler92648 November 24, 2024

Race Bingo

The way modern companies make sure to include a member of every race in everything they do.

"Did you see the new skittles ad? It's pretty funny."
"The one with race bingo?"
"Yeah."

by turnip13 November 29, 2022

indonesian turtle Racing

When two uncircumsized men race to see whos tip breaches the foreskin first

Hey. I heard you had bets on the indonesian turtle Racing lastnight. Who won?

by TrixAre4FatKids July 12, 2025

Yanti Racing

A meme discovered from JKT48's theater last February 8, 2020

HBD CEFIO

Semuga maqin yaqin dan maqin KUREATIFU!

Tipszal bwt Yanti Racing y!

by Studio48 October 8, 2023

Racing Brilliancy

Instead of racing thoughts, racing brilliant ideas

Try sleeping when you think of a new rhyme every 10 seconds, fricking racing brilliancy.

by brycearoni8899 May 22, 2025