Standard response to a seemingly impossible to correct mistake, based on the often said query to any type of mobile phone damage.
Dave "FFS I just reversed my new car into the car park wall and totaled the bumper"
Terry "Did you try putting it in rice?"
Terry "Did you try putting it in rice?"
by Ben Armitage February 12, 2022

by lnj3ctions January 15, 2023

Don't over complicate things.
by Strain Gage King April 21, 2018

Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.
by fredthebigreddog December 26, 2015

by Devrux May 29, 2018

Mr.V(in front of the whole class) - Some people are really behind on their work. I'm looking at you, Kate.
Kate(whispers to Sawyer) - Why does he always have to put me under the car like that?
Sawyer - ...
Erik - Did you mean 'throw me under the bus'??
Kate - woops
Erik - MR.V, KATE IS DUMB!
Mr.V - I am already aware of that.
Kate(whispers to Sawyer) - Why does he always have to put me under the car like that?
Sawyer - ...
Erik - Did you mean 'throw me under the bus'??
Kate - woops
Erik - MR.V, KATE IS DUMB!
Mr.V - I am already aware of that.
by cup of nooodles June 8, 2020

by Kaneki sancha April 21, 2022
