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Standard response to a seemingly impossible to correct mistake, based on the often said query to any type of mobile phone damage.
Dave "FFS I just reversed my new car into the car park wall and totaled the bumper"

Terry "Did you try putting it in rice?"
by Ben Armitage February 12, 2022
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Put a bow on kai day

HOLY SHIT IS JUANUARY 17TH. PUT A BOW ON KAI DAY!
by lnj3ctions January 15, 2023
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Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.
Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.
by fredthebigreddog December 26, 2015
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put the grub on your cock

what Mortys dad told him to do when Morty was being a little bitch in the bush demension
by Devrux May 29, 2018
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Put me under the car

the dumb version of the phrase: to be thrown under the bus.
Mr.V(in front of the whole class) - Some people are really behind on their work. I'm looking at you, Kate.
Kate(whispers to Sawyer) - Why does he always have to put me under the car like that?
Sawyer - ...
Erik - Did you mean 'throw me under the bus'??
Kate - woops
Erik - MR.V, KATE IS DUMB!
Mr.V - I am already aware of that.
by cup of nooodles June 8, 2020
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Putting up 4 fingers

If you put up four fingers this shows that you are madly in love in haania 🫶🏼🫶🏼
Putting up 4 fingers” damn haania I’m in love with you
by Kaneki sancha April 21, 2022
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