Potato Effect

The theory that potato's are like whore's in that they're ugly things that people like to "do" stuff with just like sluts

Uck, Mark is in love with Christa, she lays a guy every day but she's uglier than ape shit.
Dude potato effect blows.

Potato Effect by awesomepichickeninja November 25, 2010

Potato Scone 

Marc bailey is a potato scone :)

marc bailey is a potato scone

Potato Scone by barbra streisand oo oo December 4, 2010

potato biscuit 

A stupid person with dry skin.

"Stop being such a potato biscuit."

"He is such a potato biscuit."

"I wonder if his mother is a potato biscuit also."

potato biscuit by imstalkingyou123456789 October 9, 2011

Potato Scraper 

A person with braces that scrapes another person's penis with they're braces when they are sucking said penis

"Man that Potato Scraper really tore up my penis."

Potato Scraper by Gunnar Nastee December 1, 2011

potato floss 

flossing your teeth with mashed potatoes, by squishing it through closed teeth.

'Eww, are you potato flossing?'

potato floss by echaao January 24, 2013

potato voice

(verb- to have a), to be able to sing for shit, i.e to be only able to sing an acrapella

if you have a potato voice, even a musical education at La Scalla in Milan, Italy, won't help you sing any better.

potato voice by Uncle Dimma June 17, 2013

Potato Balling 

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.

“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”

Potato Balling by AhLaVache August 26, 2013