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poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.
I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.
by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019
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Poleface

Tight lips and empty look in eyes.
The face of a girl pole dancing when she tries to give the impression that it's a sport and has nothing to do with sex
I see you have a poleface, so your profession is not a decent job, and you know it.
by OnklErnst March 3, 2019
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Pole Bending

Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”

Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”
by Lil-sizzle May 20, 2019
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Poed

When one deficates on themself,forcing one to get in the bath tub play with a rubberduck until they vomit in the tub and slowy masterbate in there own feces and vomit until they climax and pass out
Boi tyler was so drunk saterday he poed himself .
by The ha ha March 26, 2019
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Pole

Amber loves patryk he’s a pole
by Never know sksksk August 16, 2019
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Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR
Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.
by Toenuts October 2, 2019
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Pole sex

When your in you how and out of nowhere a pole crashes right into the center of your anus
Me: lalala
Also me: ugh that pole feels goo
Pole sex try it
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
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