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promise

a thing that people say they will keep but obivuosly dont soooooo if britney doesnt keep her stupid little promise niether do you have to.
britney:

i pomise ill be there.

me: and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boy friend but oh well.

britney: wh-
by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021
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Promotion Blowy

The act or duty of receiving a blowy from your partner on the day of a promotion at work
After years of hard work, Andrew finally got that promotion to Vice President! Chante knew what had to be done and gobbled that sword right down to the nuts giving Andrew the Promotion Blowy he deserved
by Dfeter September 8, 2021
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promentory

A place where a lake and hill and a valley meet and it makes a appearance in the famous game fallout new vegas
i like to visit our local promentory
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ProMaxJD

A man who loves cum and sticks his Willy into the first thing he sees, he is very sexy but has a bumpy hairy Willy and has severe nigsydrome , He is a liar for he is in fact not a pro, but a fucking noob so it should be NoobMaxJD instead but my therapist says I shouldn’t get angry or I’ll start drinking again and beat my wife and kids
Oh have you seen that guy over there? His name is ProMaxJD, yeah he’s a total ni-
by epicnoibmaster September 28, 2021
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ProMaxJD

ProMaxJD is an absolute all around chad who happily walks around with a boner which is an alpha move that makes girls love him, however he is an absolute noob and should be called NoobMaxJD but I shouldn’t get angry over this because my therapist says if I get angry again I will drink and beat my wife and kids.
Non fag:“Yo what’s up babes” Fag who is non fag’s gf: “Do you want a kfc?” Non fag: “No ProMaxJD is fucking gay.”

No ProMaxJD is fucking gay
by epicnoibmaster September 28, 2021
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Promethaleann

Promethaleann, is a multi-talented artist known for his work in the music industry. Born on March 18, 1997, in E.Saint Louis and raised in St.Louis. He is working exceptionally hard to reach new heights in the entertainment world. The artist is turning his dreams into reality by improving the presence of his company, PromethaCodeinEnt.

The multi-talented rapper TikTok has grown an extensive audience stream with his ability, creative wisdom, and invasive style to depict that through the weaving of the lyrical structures. He has done this in a short period, all his songs have grossed thousands of streams on different platforms. It is not easy to make space in the music industry for everyone because this industry is open for those who are talented and can manage to chase their dreams.
Promethaleann is best known for his single "I Got The Drip" and Album "Protape 2". No doubt, he is a famous rapper and the majority of people love to watch him and listen to his songs.
by Brandon Stennis November 21, 2021
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Promise

Promise Is Fucking Your Mom
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