Period

A fucking blood shit hole that women go threw, and are probably on the verge of killing themselves because they're so done with bleeding just to know " HOLY SHIT! I'M NOT PREGNANT!!."

"I got my fucking period."

You: Snail trail?

Coochie: No, Blood :)

by ShitStain#1 April 7, 2022

period

Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.

Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring

by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022

Period

Something that’s alll girls get and it’s painful

Danm I’m on my period!!

by anonymous April 22, 2022

Peridot

A gem from Steven Universe that can be like that weird kid across the street.. or your best friend. For some unknown reason Peridot loooooves Aliens and my steal that Alien poster you've got on your wall.

Steven: Peridot? Where is she?

Garnet: I think I know where she is... Knew it

Peridot hugging an Alien plush

Peridot: What?

Steven: Nothing! *Snickers*

by Holly Bowers May 11, 2022

Peridot

Your friendly neighbor green Dorito who loves Aliens, hide your Alien anything

Steven: Peridot! I got you something!

A big Alien plush

Peridot takes it to the rest of the Aliens

by Holly Bowers May 11, 2022

Period

Woman gave this once a month. When this happens, they can’t decide what the fuck they want.

Person: “are you on your period?”

Lonely Girl: “FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!”
Person: “ok…… chill”
Lonely Girl: “Actually, Come back don’t be my dad.”

by Gsiavsksgeka May 18, 2022

Period

A dot at the end of a sentence.

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.........
Alicia is on her period.

She jumped on it.

by DarkNinja89348473497 June 6, 2022