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Germantown, Ohio 

A town filled with truck sluts, stuck up cunts and hillbillies with tiny dicks. You're guaranteed to be hit on by a toothless redneck no matter where you go in Germantown.
"Hey, have you been to Germantown, Ohio lately?" "Yeah, I went to Laff's and got sucked off by a hoe with no teeth and cowboy boots in the bathroom!"

Fort Laramie, Ohio 

Fort Laramie is a small town in ohio where all the girls will attempt to take your man and try to ruin your life. And the boys are a bunch of simps with there heads in there a**es. When you go there you will have the erge to slap everyone.
" you wanna go to Fort Laramie, Ohio ?"

"Id rather just bully myself"
Fort Laramie, Ohio by Urmom2070 October 9, 2021

Coldwater, Ohio 

Girls are ugly and guys are too, girls are whores hby (except Karley)
“Do you smell fish”
No that’s just Coldwater, Ohio

Milan, Ohio 

(Pronounced "My-lan") A town so small you can walk from one side to the other in 5 minutes. Birthplace of Thomas A. Edison, yes that one, and were featured in an episode of Supernatural. We have a festival every year celebrating melons and Toft's makes watermelon ice cream and cantaloupe sherbet only for this event. Promise it's the best. Also if you are lucky you will see the Peacock.
IT IS PRONOUNCED "MY-LAN" AND ON GOD IF YOU CALL IT "MILL-LAN" YOU WILL GET SHANKED BEHIND THE EDISON HOUSE- Milan, Ohio residents
Milan, Ohio by OhioGorl February 22, 2022

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still 

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still
I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

Troy, Ohio

A city with a lot of prepubescent teenagers that stand at a round about revving their shitty civics and screaming racial slurs.
Q: Hey! Want to go check out the square in Troy, Ohio?
A: Hell no! If I wanted to hear the N-word all day i’d go to a knights rally!
Troy, Ohio by FrothyBM March 23, 2023

Celina, Ohio 

A bunch of racist motherfuckers, shit kickers that cry over vape being dead but, they swear they will pull up.
Celina, Ohio is a shitty racist town. Don't think about raising a family here if you are in an interracial relationship. This is a sundown town.
Celina, Ohio by Celina, Ohio March 26, 2023