Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

Obama's last name

Obama's last name is Obama. His first name is Barack. I have no clue what Michelle's maiden name is.

Young Me: What is Obama's last name?
My mom: It's Obama. Barack is his first name.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 April 20, 2022

dazai x obama x reader

it is the hottest ship in AO3, feel free to read it bbg

and contains the character from bungo stray dogs (Dazai), the 44th president of united states of america (Obama) and last is the reader!!!

someone: what is Dazai x Obama x Reader?
someone 2: it's the hottest ship in ao3! can't wait for the new scandel ehehe

by bigdickasian404 December 03, 2023

Obama Bin Latté

He was so bad at playing darts that he hit two candles he also was the best person in hide and seek until he lost his 2K+ Kill streak

"World Trade Center, Rip L bozo" - Obama Bin Latté

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

obama surprise

During sex a woman deficates into a males hands. They then exchange handshakes whilst reciting the American national anthem

During sex the other night, me and Dave tried the Obama surprise

by Mrbig696969 December 28, 2016

Obama Hamburger

The obama hamburger is a hamburger that has obamaness and it is fucking great. EAT IT NOW BITCHES.

DUDE THIS OBAMA HAMBURGER SUCKS ASS
ME: pulls trigger Shut the fuck up bitch I don't give a damn fucking ass shit about your fucking pickyness. EAT IT OR I WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE'S TITS!

by TheMarketMan June 04, 2022

Obama Rain Speech

a wet fart. Usually accompanied by the statement, "Marines, hold my umbrella!"

Wow, that was a real Obama Rain Speech! I had to stop and check my drawers.

by Grodd June 30, 2015