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Nerd Swag

1.) When someone believes him- or herself to be cool, but in actuality he or she is a nerd.
2.) Someone who is so uncool that they are somehow cool.
3.) Being able to be oneself and deviating from the norm without justification or apology, but being able to pull it off.
1.) Joslyn fancies herself to be all that and a bag of Doritos, but she's such a nerd! She has nerd swag!

2.) It's not that Elijah is a total nerd. He just really knows how to rock that nerd swag.

3.) Joslyn had to call Elijah to tell him about this great new show she watched called Charles in Charge, and when she called him he was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III on VHS. They have nerd swag.
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Swiggity Swag

You say this when you want to know what’s in the bag.
Me: SWIGGITY SWAG WHAT’S IN THE BAG

Literally anyone: shut the fuck up you’re so unfunny
by pantaking69 June 30, 2022
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Guitar Swag

1). When girls flock to guys playing guitars, regardless of the guy's skill. Guys with this kind of guitar swag are usually extremely attractive to begin with.

2). Holding and/or playing a guitar solely for the purpose of attracting members of the opposite sex. The people with this kind of guitar swag are often devoid of actual talent and/or skill.

3). The results of actually being awesome at playing guitar, to the point that the ladies flock. The ones who possess this kind of guitar swag often are too busy being awesome at guitar to notice all the ladies.

See: Guitar slut, guitar whore.
It's your guitar swag, dude. Wake up.
by Theodore Geisel April 12, 2011
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lag swag

When there is too much going on in one game that your console can't keep up with it and freezes. Particularly in the Facility of Goldeneye for N64.

If you have all 4 players in the room with the colored pillars shooting automatics and running around the pillars you will experience lag swag.
"Hey guys, meet me in the pillared room, I want to lag swag it out."
by deathlytriforce October 18, 2013
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swag daddy

a cool person, nicknamed by a large group of people, for being swaggy where usually people of that type wouldn't be so.
Student: Wow, Mr. Flude the maths teacher is the biggest swag daddy out!
Student 2: I know, right.
by DemiDoge August 21, 2014
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mad swag

The type of swag that is out of this world. Usually attained by maximum douchebaggery and always includes designer sunglasses often worn indoors
"Yo check that douche bag out in his 2004 infinity rocking those Versace shades, he thinks he's got mad swag"
by FHJ_TO June 25, 2014
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Swag Box

The place where you keep your swag off of your body.
EX: I keep my swag in a swag box in the basement.
by BobJonesworthington October 21, 2012
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