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Michael Kovach

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George Michael

The best singer to ever set foot on this planet, very charitable, has a heart of gold, genius songwriting abilities, and a voice so perfect it makes you forget your own name.
Person A: Why are you going to your car with your perfectly okay smelling shirt and this huge slab of cash?
Person B: Well, I thought it was about time I did a George Michael.
by Swedishlearner091 August 30, 2023
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Michael Moment

This phrase is to be used in response to the scenario in which someone is incorrect/mis-informed on a certain subject but continues to refuse to acknowledge their mistake afterwards even when called out or undeniably disproven.
"The Michael": "There is no jump button in Minecraft."
Everyone: "Michael Moment"
by SpaceOutlaw July 13, 2022
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Michael Sherlock

A music artist. Wrote and rapped in two hit songs known as Apex Struggle and Apex Desire. Loves girls of all types.
Girl: Omg! Is that the creator of that one cool song Apex Desire, Michael Sherlock?!
by apexdesire January 31, 2022
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Mike (Michael)

I never dreamed my perfect man existed until I met Mike.

My Mike is sexy as hell even though he won't admit it. He is tall, big;) and has the sexiest broad shoulders and chest. He has beautiful eyes, a sexy laugh and smile and panty-wetting dimples.

My Mike is loyal, true, caring, kind and generous. He is patient and understanding without being judgemental. He puts others first before himself and will sacrifice his happiness to make other others happy.

My Mike is logical, reasonable, calm, smart and a sexy business boss. He is willing to give 100% to make something work.

My Mike is strong and brave. I feel safe and comfortable around him and know that I can count on him to protect me when I'm scared. He is always there when I need him and I know he will never hurt me intentionally.

My Mike puts up with my crazy moods without complaining and i love him so much for that. I love every second of hanging out, talking and joking with him. I can never stay mad at him because being around him makes me want to smile so hard my face hurts.

I am so lucky to have you in my life and on my side. I don't want to live without you. Mike you are my best friend and lover. I want to be your wife and the mother of your kids. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You saved me baby. You rescued me from myself and held my head up above the water when times were tough. I love you so incredibly much my sexy B2... yours forever and always, B1 <3
Just looking at my sexy Mike (Michael) makes me want to hold his face in my hands, trace my fingertips around his beard and kiss his sexy lips.

I've never felt this way about anyone before...I am crazy for you. You are my one and only my sexy B2 <3
by Mike's B1 September 3, 2018
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Michael Ren

Literally the smartest person in the universe. He is so smart his iPhone password is the last 4 digits of infinity.
Girl: Omg I have this secret crush on Michael Ren!

Boy: He already knows
by Saint of poop June 15, 2021
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Yan Michael

Yan Michael is a nigga that can smash any girl out there and he single so hit his line and send nudes lmao so like he cute and not gay also 5'3 u know he mad gucci
by Lollaly September 8, 2018
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