Michael Dittemore

Demi-God who fell in love with Rachael Brooks, beautiful love who made him complete. Will rule the universe together with their love alone.

Michael Dittemore : Blood runs thicker than water.

by skrijiit July 22, 2011

Michael smith

A fat monstrosity who will demolish all pizzas in the vicinity

Friend: where’s my pizza

Michael smith: sorry I’ve ate 8 of them

by Miguel2fat April 9, 2023

George Michael

The best singer to ever set foot on this planet, very charitable, has a heart of gold, genius songwriting abilities, and a voice so perfect it makes you forget your own name.

Person A: Why are you going to your car with your perfectly okay smelling shirt and this huge slab of cash?
Person B: Well, I thought it was about time I did a George Michael.

by Swedishlearner091 August 30, 2023

thomas michael

A boy from Fall River that says the n word even though they're purely caucasian. Someone called a Thomas Michael usually wears the same hoodie everyday, smells, and sounds congested 24/7. A Thomas Michael also has one black friend, so he doesn't know how to act.

"Dude it smells worse than Thomas Michael in here"

"You sound just like Thomas Michael when you're sick"

by WoozworldAddict January 15, 2020

michael pella

One of my friends, they’re the biggest stud I know and is irresistible to everyone except for me.

Lafrenard: Wow Michael Pella is the biggest stud in North-Western Ontario

Timbits: Yeah he’s massive

Morrow: yeah

Morrow:

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 13, 2020

Michael Stipe

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe

Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe

by One Legged Dancing Omoplatus June 11, 2020

Michael Moment

This phrase is to be used in response to the scenario in which someone is incorrect/mis-informed on a certain subject but continues to refuse to acknowledge their mistake afterwards even when called out or undeniably disproven.

"The Michael": "There is no jump button in Minecraft."
Everyone: "Michael Moment"

by SpaceOutlaw July 13, 2022