double message

The annoying habit whereby someone leaves you the same voicemail message on more than one of your phones (i.e. your cell and your home; your work and your cell; etc.) and then you have to listen through the exact same message twice.
Most people have a friend or family member who has this habit and those people are known as double messagers.

Dude, Nick double messaged me on my cell and at home! He bugs.

Mike is such a double messager. Doesn't he know I already got the first message?

by Mrs S May 17, 2007

messedup.net

the rightful owner of Jason Heckahorn

messedup.net is more successful than anything Jason has made on the internet.

by Reality June 30, 2003

messere

Rebel without a cause. Leading change. A person feared yet admired.

That Messere does what she wants when she wants to do it. She scares the shit out of me, gotta admire her for it though.

by dave boring July 21, 2011

Mess

Is the genitalia in a male.

"I wish that girl would come over and suck my mess"

"look at it, its just a pile of mess down there"

by Iker99 September 14, 2011

mess

To define having a large quantity off

Man that guy has a mess load of stuff.

by Gabby Mantaring April 27, 2005

Text message

When you tell someone to send you meaningless texts just so that you can use your phone to massage yourself or somebody else.

Hey John can you give me a Text message? Just send me the same text like 50 times.

by Dot584 February 8, 2010

Lionel Messi

He is the former 6 ballon d'Or winner, even playing completely like Lingard in the 2019 season, he still won the ballon d'Or, he is known for being addicted to a substance, which is called bottling in the Champions League, like in those games:

Roma 4x4 Roma win on away goals
Liverpool 4x3 aggregate
Juventus 3x0 in aggregates
Bayern 8x2
Recently he has caught covid-19...or he is just playing that bad.

Messi was part of the best front 3 to ever exist, it consisted in Messi, Suárez and Neymar Jr, the MSN trio, after the 2016-2017 UCL Neymar couldn't stand Barça bottling in the UCL and moved to PSG...but he moved mainly because of THE SHIT TON OF CASH HE WOULD GET.

In 2020 Ronald Koeman terminated Luis Suárez contract and Messi clearly wanted a move after that, which he didn't get, he stayed at Barça, so he is like: FUCK YOU, and i will see you tomorrow.

1-Duuude, I did great in the test!
2-Good for you, I did a *Lionel Messi*...
1-Oh so you flopped...what grade?
2-I did an entire Barça...
1-Ok, so you got a 2?
2-Yeah...
1-Oh cool, I got an 8.

by mr Sarcastic October 21, 2020