Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on Sydney’s northern beaches. The austere nature of the homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.
Person 1: who’s that insufferable wanker over there with the obnoxious personality reading the bible??
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
by Purpledino:) January 23, 2021
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"Yo are you doing anything tomorrow? It's the last day of February!"
"Nah man, I gotta celebrate Luke Costa Day!"
"Oh bet, let's go to the diner and get some cake!"
"Nah man, I gotta celebrate Luke Costa Day!"
"Oh bet, let's go to the diner and get some cake!"
by Riley.Communications March 4, 2025
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by The_Turtle_Master December 3, 2019
Get the Luke mug.The most charming guy you can ever meet. He is smart, intelligent, sweet even if he doesn’t show it. You have to get to know him to see his soft side, because he wants to seem strong and invincible. He is stubborn and shy and because of this, he often appears as insensitive or even a j*rk. However he can be you best friend and it’s very likely you fall in love with them. If you get to know a Luke, enjoy it and never let them go (even if I had to).
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by anonymous October 7, 2023
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luke:no i’m going to watch the spelling bee at school.Luke marchesano
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