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Louisiana pearl

Louisiana pearl - sex act and/or prank;
1. When a male allows only the tip and bulbus end of his penis to show while floating in murkey or swampy water.

2. Also can be done in a bath tub, but must have foamy bulbbles to hide your body.
"Hey dude, I'm going to go take the girls down to the lake and look for Louisiana pearls." Meanwhile you would have sent another one of your guy friends (preferably a virgin) down to the lake early to hide in the water. Only to have the girls find the pearl and give it a good tug.
by EarthRocker July 10, 2011
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louis magee

louis magee is probably doing bong rips somewhere right now why dont you get off the computer, give him a call and get high!

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louis magee is too stoned to finish this
by louis the mage November 30, 2011
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Louisiana Turnbuckle

Louisiana Turnbuckle
When a woman wears tight panties and her wet pussy lips hang out over the sides looking as damp as the Bayou.
Man, I got her home last night and noticed her Louisiana Turnbuckle. Damn thing was so bad it looked like a crawfish was climbing out of there.
by No Ugos November 20, 2013
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louisiana blow torch

The act of covering your erected penis in flammable material, then proceeding to light it on fire. Next, the man inserts his flaming man torch inside the woman's vagina.
Dude I just gave your mom a Louisiana blow torch!
by John Apple butter toast April 15, 2014
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Louisville splitter

Fecal matter that is so large in terms of length and thickness that it literally resembles the pieces of lumber crafted for professional baseball players.
Peter was exhausted after he crapped out a Louisville splitter after eating three tacos, a macho burrito, a quesadilla, and two churros from Del Taco.
by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015
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Louisiana Purchase

The large and attractive posterior of an attractive, yet easy individual, who has sexual intentions.
"Damn, check out Luaren's Louisiana Purchase! You just know it's big, it's cheap, and she wants you to take advantage of it."
by thecaptdavis April 4, 2015
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louis bryan

A gay guy who loves sucking willy for a living. He also has a tiny dick.
That guy is a Louis Bryan!
Hell no am I having sex with him hes a Louis Bryan!
by MAKERFUN December 29, 2016
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