scene kid

scene boy: very tight skinny jeans, tight band tees, black vans, dark hoodies, dark straight hair sometimes hanging over their eyes, piercings and tattoos, studded belts, saggin pants so you can see their boxers, friendship bracelets, guages, listens to screamo or post hardcore, goes to shows and listens to local screamo bands, SExXY, SExXY, SExXY, usually a very fun and friendly personality if they like you, sometimes straightedge, oh and they are extremely SExXY,SExXY, SExXY

scene kid walks past group of girls
girls:"omg he's beyond sexy"
scene kid: smiles and keeps walking to look cool

by scenekidlover November 23, 2010

kid zoned

A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.

Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?

Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.

Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!

by Ricosuave44 October 8, 2019

Camp Kid

(ALSO KNOWN AS: CAMPER)
One who is socially awkward/less then popular at school, but claims that at camp he is not only is he extremely cool, but gets an insane amount of action with hot girls and "3 quarters of a hand job."

guy:"hey sebo, who are you talking too?"
camp kid:"My hot camp friend in new york. we made out so many times."
guy:"whats her name?"
camp kid:"um ale- jes- Jillian"
guy:"alright.....camper"
camp kid:"what?"
guy:"what?"

by The Camper March 6, 2010

cripple kid

Chloe Sherman

Chloe Sherman is a cripple kid because her toe moved

by Diane Sherman January 11, 2022

Sst kid

A kid that went to the school of science and technology in beaverton, oregon. These kids typically have edgelord humor and have an unhealthy obsession with memes. They wear the same jacket/sst hoodie every day despite being more privileged than most of their peers. These kids put minimum effort into their work yet ace all their classes. Some sst kids may have at some point in their hs years owned a wheely backpack. They all sound like a white dad.

Person 1: I went on a date with this guy but... idk bro he had sst kid vibes
Person 2: broo what eww... was he into like memes and all that?
Person 1: ya man he sounded like a white dad.

by analog bunny November 16, 2019

Skell Kid

A dirty person who wastes their life on wanting to do nothing but get high all day. Do all kinds of drugs and smoke cigarettes to look cool.

Look at those Skell Kids standing on the corner smoking. Look at these fucking Skell Kids... So pathetic.

by Not Skell Kid November 4, 2011

Syndactyly kids

Kids who suffer from the condition where two or more digits are fused together by soft tissue. Also known as 'webbed toes'.

"You have webbed toes too?!"
"Yeah dude! join the Syndactyly kids club! We're getting jackets made..."

by Al Rae November 27, 2009