Kentucky Mix

When a bearded man wearing a bag of lettuce as a hat ejaculates into a glass bottle and into it he adds one teaspoon of gluten free chocolate syrup, a pinch of salt, and 5 milligrams of his own feces. He then murders his own grandmother and adds a pint of her blood into the mix, stirs it, and forces the mix into a woman's anus.

I made a Kentucky Mix last night and I had a blast!

by realrealbananapeel September 9, 2023

Kentucky Krusty

When the sock is used a second time.

`Damn Jake was willing to try a Kentucky Krusty when his parents left.

by Krankh September 10, 2023

Kentucky Fitting Room

A place a guy or girl can go to try on socks and suck cocks

Kyle: "Chads going to outlet mall tomorrow"
Jacob: "probably gonna hit a kentucky fitting room"
Kyle: " oh, im sure, i swear he cuts holes in his socks on purpose.

by back door betty September 21, 2023

Kentucky Hornshot

Punching someone in the nuts while at the University of Kentucky

*while at Pi Kapp party* "Dude, did you see that? Chuck just nailed Tommy in the nuts, classic Kentucky hornshot"

by jfk is alive September 24, 2023

Kentucky Thicket

A country woman’s bush, usually referred to when the woman hasn’t trimmed or shaved in a long while.

Yeah, I took Cheryl out to the old lookout point last night. She let me get up in that Kentucky Thicket.

by HandyyMandyy December 6, 2020

Kentucky Junior

Kentucky Junior is another name for Ohio. It is based on new demographics in Ohio and their voting record in the last election.

Him: Did you hear that Ohio is losing its battleground state status?
Me: Where did you hear this?
Him: I saw it on the front page of the newspaper and in a magazine. Our demographics now are lining up with Kentucky - KENTUCKY!
Me: So I guess that makes us Kentucky Junior?
Him: We really have to move!

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 6, 2020

kentucky gummy

Ken· tucky gum· my / kən-ˈtə-kē ˈgə-mē

1: Fellatio performed by a resident of a

Kentuckian nursing home or retiree

community.

I stopped and got a Kentucky Gummy while visiting Grandpa at the old folks' home.

by KaptainKillbilly December 11, 2020