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jason

jason is the name of a guy with many admirers. hes also kinda hot and probably plays basketball, attracts older women too
“wah jason so hot
too bad so many girls are chasing him”
by has a crush on jason August 20, 2021
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Jason juice

Any unknown substance produced by anyone that goes by the name of Jason. It can be used as a noun or verb.
Holy shit! Why are all of the walls covered in Jason juice?!
Ew, dude you Jason juiced on my desk!
by Fatty_Matty69 December 18, 2024
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Jason Nugent

This guys loyalty is like he's in the Mob. He wants to be friends with everyone, has confidence like a Rodeo Bull. Women are drawn to him. Men are jealous and envious. If you are lucky enough to meet him, be friends or love him and don't let him go.
I wish Jason Nugent would call me, he is so much fun.
by AndrewSh June 29, 2024
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jason dickson

Jason is the best person you could ever meet .He is loving ,caring,loyal,and shy.He keeps his crushes on the low and is scared to admit it to his crush.But on the bright side he will do anything to impress his crush. Girl 1 :aww... I think JASON DICKSON likes me. Girl 2:how do you know? Girl1:he's all head over heels for me.
Girl 1: I think that Jason Dickson likes me

Girl 2: how do you know?

Girl 1:he's always head over heels for me.
by Anime_18 September 5, 2019
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Jasonness

The use of irrational thought to one emotionally break a person while making a harming joke
Your mother was Jasonness
by Hdusoehlahsner March 23, 2023
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Jason

Jason is an asshole who isn’t affraid to say what he wants when he wants. He’s not affected by his actions, nor does he think about anyone else when doing them. He is quite insensitive and has no filter. He is one pervy son of a bitch and doesn’t care if it shows. He is vulnerable, naive, and falls much too easily. He judges others for their problems when he’s really hiding his with them. He’s not as good looking as people would expect, he’s actually quite average. An average guy, nothing out of the ordinary or unique.
God! Stop being such a Jason!”
by Ms_depression_ November 11, 2018
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jason jager

by Jag74Man July 11, 2017
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