Italian American

Subhuman

Italian Americans enjoy chewing gum, watching pigeons, and forfeiting their assets to the federal government after years of tax evasion.

by J1Sauce/BallerKing June 06, 2024

the ol' Italian Switcheroofie

the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges

originated from Italy switching sides in the war

-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.

by Cosbirius May 20, 2020

italian snake

Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!

Mate, fuck off I'm not a Italian snake I'm a dog mate, woof.

by masterbaitsmate June 09, 2017

fat italian man

fat italian man is a fat man from italy who is talented in a kitchen

the fat italian man is fat

by RRREEEEEEEEEEE January 03, 2022

Italian Pocket

When you just ate and are kind of full but still a little room in your stomach for some pasta

I just had dinner but I have just enough room for a few bites of pasta. It can go in the Italian pocket

by Xanessa July 18, 2024

Italian snorkel

Roman meat helmet with penis into the mouth

She wanted a Roman meat helmet but I gave her an Italian snorkel

by Smellyalater September 24, 2023

Italian Sadness

Crying, shitting, and eating spaghetti.

Marco: Yo, how you doing Alessandro?
Alessandro: Not good, having a bit of "Italian Sadness".

by Kylithium December 03, 2021