Italian

A crazy lunatic with a strong sexual connection to pizza

John: hey look at this pizza
Steve:were is the cheese
John: it’s under the sauce
Steve: *mad Italian noises*
John: stop being an Italian cunt

by Realistic ice March 19, 2022

The Italian Matador

The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.

My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.

by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024

italian bet

a bet you never fullfill
an unkept promise

She lost the bet, but when I asked to settle the score, I only heard excuses. it must been an italian bet.

by c4tman June 25, 2021

italian moron

anyone named lino

that spugatz over there is an italian moron

by mr mcdickhead December 15, 2018

Italian motorboat

When a peice of pasta falls down your face, into your cleavage and gets stuck down your top.

Nimoe: you'll never guess what happened to me last week in England.

Jess: what!?

Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.

Jess: Lol.

by Nimoe July 20, 2016

Italian handshake

Where your mum gives you a hand job to go to sleep

I loved the Italian handshake my older girlfriend gave me.

by GeneralHandshaker August 27, 2025

Italian Cum

The substance that exits the body upon the act of antisharting; similar to a tomato sauce commonly used in many italian pastas.

OH MY GOODNESS! I just antisharted myself and now my Italian Cum has appeared!

by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf February 28, 2022