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twitching hour

The hour between 3:00 AM and 4:00 AM PST when Donald Trump tweets his craziest shit.
The twitching hour struck twice this week when the Donald first tweeted that Obama had wiretapped him and then later twitched it to the British actually doing it.
by Helo world champ March 21, 2017
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cop hour

3-4am; The hour in which police officers are on the highest alert for criminal activity.
Random Hippie "Hey man be careful, it's cop hour, the pigs are really out for blood tonight!"
Random Plug "Yeah, there's one parked by the bank right now with his lights off, watch out."
by loud_ April 27, 2017
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Farm Hours

The traditional work ethic of using all available daylight hours for labor before engaging in after dark vivacity.
Rik observes Farm Hours. He won't start broadcasting his night time radio stream until his farm work is finished.
by Cicero Kid June 1, 2017
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bird hours

When a guy only hits you up to "hangout" between the hours of 11pm-3am, usually only for sex.
"I will only hangout with that slut Jessica during bird hours because I don't want to be seen with her."
by lolololblahblaahblahblah June 12, 2017
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Melancholy Hour

When you want to drink alcohol because you feel depressed. (10:00 - 11:00)
Oh boy. Would you look at the time. It's Melancholy Hour. *sobs while attempting to drink*
by bonelesspizza June 18, 2017
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Jen Hours

When a person stays out doing sketchy things until the early hours of the morning. For example, 3 am would be 9 pm in jen hours. Almost like dog years, but in hours.
"Bro did you see jakes snapchat story at 4 am, he was hitting up every lit party on the block"

"Yeah dude! He wasnt even tired, he's been on jen hours lately"
by Meltherealog June 20, 2017
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48 Hour Rule

The rule for the amount of time sperm can stay alive in a person's mouth after oral sex.
Dana: Hi, Katherine, mind if I take a sip of your coke?
Katherine: Are you 48 hour rule safe?
Dana: Yep!
by futureactiveparticiple July 4, 2017
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