Holy Cross

the most wack school in the cssd. Filled with thots and dark ass niggas

Yo Sam, you go to the holy cross? wack ass school on god.

by QQQJNBsi May 6, 2019

Holy Melon

Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).

Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.

by MelonMan420 December 2, 2019

holy trinity cwe

the most wild catholic school ever. most students are mentally ill, addicted to coke or have gone to juvenile, 6th graders shoot up heroin in the bathrooms, two 8th graders fucked in the teachers bathroom and 4 shooting threats have happened in a month before. there was also a girl who fucked her dog and posted it on pornhub and a guy that sold his cum on the black market. everyone has a 4.0 gpa and a psychotic disorder, we party every weekend, we all love each other it’s great.

oh you go to holy trinity cwe? i bet you’ve got good party stories.

by uwuowothot December 23, 2019

Holy shit is that a turtle

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.

"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.

by Almost heaven December 27, 2019

Holy nuts

Another way of saying Holy shit... Just infront of the grandparents.

Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me

by Danni daVito April 20, 2020

Holy snapping monkeys testicles

A non offensive way to say holy shit

Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: y u no care
You: yes

by Memerlol March 8, 2020

Holy penis

Holy penis is the definition for a cock that's so nice just one glimpse will make any girl panties fall, and make any guy cum instantly

HOLY FUCK! That holy penis is so beautiful it made me wet instantly

by HolyOfAllHollyPenis December 29, 2020